Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie!
On and on the chant rings through Joe Louis Arena.
Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie Oz-zie!
Chris Osgood has the denizens of Detroit eating from the palm of his hands. Never mind the octopus; it’s all about Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie!
Osgood has been dominating the Pittsburgh Penguins to the tune of …41 saves.
Did I read that right? 41 saves? In two games?
Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie!
Hush up now.
41 saves in two games? Why that’s…that’s less than seven saves per period.
Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie!
Enough already.
Come to think of it…the Penguins have only out shot the Wings in one period: game 1, period 1 by a count of 12-11.
Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie!
Keep it down would ya.
Since then the Pens have mustered a mere 29 shots. Not to mention that every time those Antarctic birds get a chance for a good shot, they can’t manage to put it on net.
Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie! Oz-zie!
I want his job.
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