Something I have always enjoyed is the occasional one-liners by TV analysts:
“He must have gotten lonely. That’s the first open opportunity he had all night, and he drilled it.”
“You’ve got to box out Tyler Hansbrough. He plays like every rebound is his.”
“He (Roy Williams) is shopping from the top shelf at a high-end store.”
“Air is a precious commodity for those on the floor right now.”
“The only way to stop him…get a rope!!!!”
“When one team delivers a blow, the other comes back with a haymaker and connects.”
“It’s one thing to deny and another thing to undress.”
“It’s Pete Campbell! You can’t leave him alone! He’s #34!”
“I don’t think I ever looked that young.”
“The double kiss-a-roo!”
“This is swat central!”
“One-two – buckle it; Down!”
“A tear drop off the glass.”
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“It’s raining threes in the Motor City so far.”
“That’s Del’s kid.”
They wanna slow down Curry? They gotta go to the man he’s covering.
“The White Lobster makes it a 36-35 game.”
That might be the greatest nickname in college basketball. The “White Lobster”
Or if you are in Boston it would be the “White Lobstah”.
“Just a little bit of daylight; just a sliver.”
“Folks, we gotta star in the Motor City.”
He’s doing his best Spider-Man impersonation.”
“If Villanova’s playing tag, then Kansas is it.”
“They aren’t Carmen San Diego..they are the Toreros!”
I think it was Billy Packer, but not sure.
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When I say harass, he was like an army of ants at the family picnic.
They’re as flat as the four lane road going in and out of Amarillo.
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
“Both these teams are great defensively. Basically, whoever wins this game is gonna be the team that puts more points on the board.”
“He’s really helping his team with his arms and his legs”
– All can be attributed to Joe Theismann