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It’s The End of the World as We Know It

January 27, 2008 by Paul Gotham 4 Comments

That’s great. It starts with a loss of Jake
Cleveland – on the make.
It’s Progressive for God’s sake!
Eye of a Djokovic
Down goes Federer – so long Rafael – hello Tsonga
Feeding off an Aussie feast
Yum! Now!
Hornets in a fire
Representing some eight games
Spurs look uninspired
Pat Reily and a messy do
Guards of the West are comin’ in a fury
Breathin’ down Popovic’s neck
Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped.
Looking for Tom Brady. Fine. Then.
Uh oh where’s the boot?
Does Belichik give a hoot?
Save yourself. Serve yourself.
Hunter coaches barefoot
Martin on the hoof
With the raptured and revered and the right, right.
You vitriolic Santanaholic slam, fight are feeling
Pretty psyched.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
And I feel fine.

Six o’clock tv hour don’t miss Atlantic Coast power
Terrapins and Blue Devil spin with a top 20 flair.
Tigers outlast Zags. Drake’s in for one more bag
Every motive escalate. Huggins sure to detonate.
Goaltending. Goaltending. Ewing. Ewing.
Watch the Heels crush now that they’ve been crushed
Not Quite!
This means no fear of Cavaliers
Virginia Tech’s a steerin’ clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament looms
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

OJ front row.
Tim Floyd and Melo.
Tiki’s chewing crow.
ELI MANNING!
Plaxico Burress, Tonio Pierce, and Corey Webster.
Super Bowl, half time, jelly bean. Boom.
You Patriots can’t forget Hixon right? Right!

It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel
fine…fine…
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Filed Under: Casey's Clipboard Tagged With: Bill Belichik, Eli Manning, NBA, NCAA Hoops, NFL, Plaxico Burress, Super Bowl, Tom Brady

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  1. Aaron says

    January 28, 2008 at 10:13 pm

    Helmet Sticker!!!!! Helmet Sticker!!!!

  2. The Thrilla says

    January 28, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    INSTANT CLASSIC

  3. Casey says

    January 28, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    You guys are too kind.

  4. Chas says

    January 29, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Your challenge now, Casey, is to have someone film you performing that song at karaoke (with your words, of course). Then, post that video.

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