By Aaron M Smith
There is often nothing funnier than capturing a facial expression or occurrence at the right time, or, should we say, the most inopportune time.
I challenge you, loyal readers, to view the picture below and provide a captivating caption that will cause “the shores a-crowding” with “people all exulting.” Should you provide the wittiest of captions, for you the flag will be flung and the bugles will trill.
In this picture, European golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez shares his alternative stretching exercise to the popular P90x.
You’ve got the context, now make like the father of free verse and create the best caption you can in the comments below.
if you bend over like this, and I get a running start…..
when I squat, the labor contractions ease up
You put your left hand in and shake it all about…
Let me show you my new putting stroke..
I’m tellin’ ya, my daggum belly can touch this here ground. Just you watch!
And a hush comes over the crowd as Jiminez takes his position in the final round of the Flatulence Open.
Just checking to make sure that one didn’t leave a stain…
Damn, I was sure that this shirt went with these slacks when I got dressed this morning… maybe I”ll turn the light on next time!