By Aaron M Smith
There is often nothing funnier than capturing a facial expression or occurrence at the right time, or, should we say, the most inopportune time.
I challenge you, loyal readers, to view the picture below and provide a captivating caption that will cause “the shores a-crowding” with “people all exulting.” Should you provide the wittiest of captions, for you the flag will be flung and the bugles will trill.
In this picture, distraction is aplenty as a Xavier player tries to hit a free throw.
You’ve got the context, now make like the father of free verse and create the best caption you can in the comments below.
Casey says
Whoa! The beach is that way. Just not sure you’re going to go over real well there either.
Kyle Soppe says
And I thought the “Red Scare” T-shirts were about the team
Smitty says
Bright Lights! Bright Lights! Don’t look at the bright lights!!
bill ribas says
It ain’t over until the fat man swings.
Casey says
Hahahahaha – nobody does more with fewer words than Bill Ribas.
redsoxfan says
Workouts with the team start tomorrow!
Smitty says
You are going to need a bigger boat..
John says
Don’t you wish YOUR boyfriend was HOT like ME?
John says
he obviously isn’t using the Premier Health Partners sponsorship to it’s fullest…
Rey says
Apparently “Red Scare” night at Dayton was not clearly defined to this redheaded Flyer.
Rey says
Just when you think Bob’s dating resume could not get any worse, he goes and pulls a stunt like this…
Casey says
John! Welcome to the Pine! Helmet Sticker for the grand entrance!!!
Smitty says
This is the classic ” I think we should see other people ” dance, traditionally done in South America and Belgium.
Casey says
“Blinded by the light. Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night.”