By Aaron M Smith
There is often nothing funnier than capturing a facial expression or occurrence at the right time, or, should we say, the most inopportune time.
I challenge you, loyal readers, to view the picture below and provide a captivating caption that will cause “the shores a-crowding” with “people all exulting.” Should you provide the wittiest of captions, for you the flag will be flung and the bugles will trill.
In this picture, distraction is aplenty as a Xavier player tries to hit a free throw.

You’ve got the context, now make like the father of free verse and create the best caption you can in the comments below.
Whoa! The beach is that way. Just not sure you’re going to go over real well there either.
And I thought the “Red Scare” T-shirts were about the team
Bright Lights! Bright Lights! Don’t look at the bright lights!!
It ain’t over until the fat man swings.
Hahahahaha – nobody does more with fewer words than Bill Ribas.
Workouts with the team start tomorrow!
You are going to need a bigger boat..
Don’t you wish YOUR boyfriend was HOT like ME?
he obviously isn’t using the Premier Health Partners sponsorship to it’s fullest…
Apparently “Red Scare” night at Dayton was not clearly defined to this redheaded Flyer.
Just when you think Bob’s dating resume could not get any worse, he goes and pulls a stunt like this…
John! Welcome to the Pine! Helmet Sticker for the grand entrance!!!
This is the classic ” I think we should see other people ” dance, traditionally done in South America and Belgium.
“Blinded by the light. Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night.”