by Patrick ‘Rey’ Reynell
There is often nothing funnier than capturing a facial expression or occurrence at the right time, or, should we say, the most inopportune time.
I challenge you, loyal readers, to view the picture below and provide a captivating caption that will cause “the shores a-crowding” with “people all exulting.” Should you provide the wittiest of captions, for you the flag will be flung and the bugles will trill.
This week, we have Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre and his lovely wife, Deanna.
You’ve got the context, now make like the father of free verse and create the best caption you can in the comments below.
“I’ll have a blue Christmas without you.”
“Honey? I know you’re talking, but may I borrow my cell phone real quick?”
Like a kid in a parent-teacher conference, Brett Favre watches on unsurely as his wife meets up with Roger Goodell after the game.
“You’re getting a picture of my penis!, and you’re getting a picture of my penis!, and you’re getting a picture of my penis!, and you’re getting a picture of my penis!, and you’re getting a picture of my penis!, but not you, and you’re getting a picture of my penis!”
“No, I have not been asked to identify the specimen in the picture.”
“What would Tiger do????”
Deanna Favre smiles at the prospect of her upcoming girlfriends’ week in Las Vegas. “As they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”
“Wow!! Deanna and Brad Childress do look alike!! “
Deanna chuckles about her hall-of-fame husband’s future: “Let’s just say, he won’t be taking his talents to South Beach.”
“We’re not expecting a blueberry pie from Aunt Bea.”
“You play to win the game!”
“Said, woman, take it slow
It’ll work itself out fine
All we need is just a little patience.”
The Favre family making plans for their upcoming Christmas shopping excursion.
“Well I do apologize, Mrs. Sterger, and I can assure you it will be a very long time before Brett will be able to leave his room and join us in the 21st century again.” “Honey, can I….” “Excuse me? We’re talking.”
Let me just say I am glad that I didn’t take a sip from a drink as I read Bill and Casey’s comments back-toback because otherwise it would have been all over my computer screen. Haha – great stuff.