The day of ghouls and goblins is upon us, so come on faithful readers of CCWW and share some tricks or treats with deserving members of the sports world.
I got a treat for New York Knick head coach, Mike D’Antoni. Coach D’Antoni what’s your flavor? Do you like Three Musketeers? I got a bag full after you took the overpaid, uninspired, and soon-to-be-if-not-already-disgruntled pair – Stephon Marbury and Eddy Curry – and showed them the view from the end of the bench. That was great stuff – you and Mike Singletary must have attended some coaching classes together.
If D’Antoni gets a treat, then Marbury gets a trick. Yo Stephon! We are taxing you 1/20th of your $20 million dollar salary. Dude – you have been guilty of grand theft salary for far too long. It is time to take a little away from you and find a deserving charity that needs a donation. Anyone know of a non-profit organization that could use some coin?
Hey Thomas Vanek! Do you like Milky Way? The way you’ve been lighting the lamp – 9 goals in 10 games – you deserve whatever you want.
Jerry Jones – how about some tricks. Jerra you have done a fine job of assembling a train wreck. You better be careful of that guy you hired to be the conductor – Wade Phillips. Did you talk to Ralph Wilson about him? Wilson let him go, and now Wade’s cronies are making it difficult for Ralph to get his well-deserved spot in Canton. Uh oh Jerra your Canton stock is dropping like everyone else’s 401K.
C’mon Clipboard readers! Got some tricks or treats to hand out?
wallydomer says
Anyone think that Isiah Thomas may be morphing into the NBA’s version of O.J. Simpson? Here about the episode at his NY home? Is the former star just losing it? Is he a ticking time bomb?
It’s Halloween … and I think Isiah is scarey.
Casey says
Morphing? Sounds like he has been there, and we are now just finding out about it.
Chas says
Do I have the cheesiest avatar now, or what?
Rey says
A treat for 49ers coach Mike Singletary. This story just keeps getting better and better. I love it – finally someone not taking any crap from “professional” athletes.
Chas – your avatar is pretty cheesy. It doesn’t beat Casey’s version of Pat Riley/John Holmes.
Casey says
I am jealous of Chas’s avatar. Does that make me the ultimate cheese?
Smitty says
Treat: Manny starting to show his real colors and is beginning to turn his back on the Dodgers
Trick: Scott Boras is peddling Jason Varitek to the Tigers. Varitek’s hitting numbers have obviously dropped but his presence with the pitching staff and clubhouse would be tough to lose. Would love to see him come back with a 2 year contract and finish his career with the Sox.
There is nothing cheesier the the 70’s porn picture.. Sorry Chas, your picture is just a sign of what you are going to look like when you lose the next WAI..
Has an event become big when it is has been rendered to initials???
Chas says
You haven’t seen me in a while, have you, Smitty? I have barely more hair than you.
opeytaylor says
aw gee Pa!