There is often nothing funnier than capturing a facial expression or occurrence at the right time, or, should we say, the most inopportune time.
I challenge you, loyal readers, to view the picture below and provide a captivating caption that will cause “the shores a-crowding” with “people all exulting.” Should you provide the wittiest of captions, for you the flag will be flung and the bugles will trill.
This week we have New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. Apparently Sanchez’s claim that he wanted to fight Jets’ coach Rex Ryan last year is not too far out of character for him:

You’ve got the context, now make like the father of free verse and create the best caption you can in the comments below.
Enter the Conquistador
Having taken one too many sacks from the blind side, Mark Sanchez decides to demonstrate the feeling for his left tackle.
Everybody was kung fu fightin’.
I owe my flexibility to Richard Simmons and “Sweatin’ to the oldies.”
Rex Ryan wants to bench me huh? Good. Now I can quit this gig and chase my real dream of being a kick boxer
Don’t move! Spider! I got him . . .
Ready for the Octagon: In light of recent revelations about a falling out with his head coach, Jets’ QB, Mark Sanchez, prepares to take on Rex Ryan in a UFC-style bout.
I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it. I’m about to lose control, and I think I like it.
I heard this is what Tom Brady did when his guys didn’t catch the ball..