by Patrick ‘Rey’ Reynell
There is often nothing funnier than capturing a facial expression or occurrence at the right time, or, should we say, the most inopportune time.
I challenge you, loyal readers, to view the picture below and provide a captivating caption that will cause “the shores a-crowding” with “people all exulting.” Should you provide the wittiest of captions, for you the flag will be flung and the bugles will trill.
This week, we have women’s tennis royalty. Known mostly for their dominant play in major events, the Williams sisters also draw the public’s attention with their interesting fashion choices on the court. Not to be outdone by her younger sister Serena, Venus Williams chose this peculiar little number in Melbourne at this year’s Australian Open before withdrawing:
You’ve got the context, now make like the father of free verse and create the best caption you can in the comments below.
Clearly a Green Bay Packers fan with her swiss cheese-themed outfit, Venus Williams fakes an injury so she can watch the NFC Championship game today.
Is the camera running?
Catching a glimpse of herself in the mirror: “Shoot! I knew letting the Melbourne School for the Blind design my Australian Open outfits was a bad charity idea.”
“Lattice pray.”
Owwww! Chafing hurts!!
You CANNOT be serious!
It burns, It burns…
“God, this outfit is too dang tight! But the Rawlings people asked me to try their “Basket Weave” model, so here we are. I DO look good though … don’t I?”