by Patrick ‘Rey’ Reynell
There is often nothing funnier than capturing a facial expression or occurrence at the right time, or, should we say, the most inopportune time.
I challenge you, loyal readers, to view the picture below and provide a captivating caption that will cause “the shores a-crowding” with “people all exulting.” Should you provide the wittiest of captions, for you the flag will be flung and the bugles will trill.
This week, we have New York Knick super-fan Spike Lee. It was quite a week for the Knicks, who expected to ressurrect their franchise with key home games against the Eastern Conference leading Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat. Madison Square Garden was abuzz until Paul Pierce’s silencing heroics and a blowout to the Triumvirate of South Beach. So with all the build up and Reggie Miller-esque let down, what was going through Spike’s mind? You tell us:
You’ve got the context, now make like the father of free verse and create the best caption you can in the comments below.
“We ain’t got squat.”
“Amare – you’ve got to bend your knees on defense. Huh? Defense is when we don’t have the ball!”
Spike Lee does his best Britney Spears impersonation.
LeBron.. This is as far as I go.. I am not getting on my knees for you, but please come to New York!! PLEASE!!!
“Atta boy, Raymond. Atta boy. Show Larry you a playa.”
“ooh ooh…look at me practice cell phone motions while I sit on this lady’s lap…she doesn’t seem to mind…”
I hope the wife don’t mind. I got gas.
The shoes! The shoes! It must be the shoes!
How many years has it been since Reggie shut me up?
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!